So I swear, one of these days I'm going to learn the Shim Sham, and then master it until I stomp, spit, smack, crush, obliterate, and chop in half and feed it to a band of cannibalistic dress-wearing demonic-hybrid-zerg-penguin-spawn-children-that-happen-to-be-invisible-on-fire-and-dancing hyenocerouses.

Iiiiit's Shim Sham time!