Dream Update

Recent dreams.

EDIT:
0. From last night:
So earlier in this dream, I'm at some carnival? or something like that and get involved in a game where I'm in a circle of people and there's a ball. The person with the ball has to stare at someone and throw the ball to someone they aren't staring at at the same time.

Fast forward through some parts I don't remember, and now I'm going to my high school to play tennis, driving straight from the parking lot to the tennis courts (...which isn't actually possible at my high school). I arrive there to find that it is the first day of tryouts for both guys and girls teams this year, and 3/4 of the kids there are half my size. I get the idea to pretend I'm a student so I can practice playing anyway.

So before tryouts start, the head coach - who happens to be headless for some reason - decides to put everyone through a variant of the above game called "Choose Your Empathy" (somehow the person you choose to throw at without staring is related to your empathy?). A floating cartoonish smiling sun suddenly manifests as the head of the headless coach, and instead of a ball, he starts launching broccoli at us using sun-head as a catapult. And then I wake up.

1. The night before Relay For Life back at Berkeley:
I discover that Yvonne Fung and David Yang share a "dark" history of having participated in a nude art exhibition 4 years ago. This includes a reinterpretation of Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling painting (God creating Adam) as well as a human chandelier (as opposed to a human pyramid).

So yeah, this dream is up there in the category "woke me up with a heart attack" with Justin punching me in the stomach, me driving off a cliff, and Ryan L saying he slept with two girls last night.

2. Last week:
I discover that Harrison is an undercover closet secret agent (as in, he emerges... from closets?) dealing with missions in Europe. Don't remember much else.

3. Earlier this week:
I am introduced to the fictional red haired younger sister of Jenn Ross, and for some reason I cannot stop laughing even before she introduces herself. We are both sorted into Gryffindor House at Hogwarts and have to work on a group Spanish project with some other people. Insert a meal at Hogwarts (I've kinda always wanted to experience a meal at Hogwarts...)

4. Last last night:
A malevolent spirit that apparently has been trying to kill me for a while possesses Nick. In the middle of a conversation at 6 in the morning in our room at Hilgard, I manage to point out things that possessed Nick doesn't know that Nick should know (hence proving that Nick is being possessed), and we end up having a heated fight that results in me pointing a revolver at him and him trying to wrest it out of my hands by pinching my cheeks. Kim appears out of the room next door and breaks up the fight by slapping possessed Nick. and I wake up.

Dreams I recently rediscovered in my journal from sophomore year:

1. I enter Andy Lee's dorm room to discover that he is playing Neopets. I ask him how many NP he has and he yells at me to GET OUT.

2. Charlie Brown is depressed because it's Christmas and Linus appears to have forgotten him. However, he makes 26 dollars by investing in Lucy's lending service and has a square dance party when he gets home. Linus finds out that Charlie Brown has abandoned him and tries to invest in a lookalike's lending service. The evil girl charges him 92 dollars.
*insert SCARY EVIL FACE of the lookalike lending girl*

3. I arrive at a mansion at the End of the World... or rather, a floating island at the end of the universe. Kirby 64 universe music is playing in the background.

4. My future self in a red Power Rangers costume kidnaps me and jumps from a multistory building. Random flash of other characters materializing, such as Legolas. (I don't remember ever having this dream...)

5. (at our apartment in Hilgard): Nick confronts the annoying lady who lives next door. He disappears, the front door left open, and an overbearing lady enters and yells at me, Kate, and Nathan.

6. Hilfinger (one of my CS professors) lives in the apartment across from us and drops by to ask how we are doing with our projects. My apartment + Martin, Danielle, and Olivia play hide and seek outside. Danielle and Martin can phase through walls, and Olivia catches me because I'm glued to a rolling chair and trying to program and hide at the same time.

7. Jade comes out of the closet as a year-ahead-of-us student/secret agent who delivers pizzas on the side.

8. My dad forces me to order starfish for dinner. I refused to eat the half-dissected starfish on my plate, but having taken Bio 1AL, I am able to label the internal organs aloud. Its gonads are flesh colored, so it is a male. and then I find myself playing Diddy Kong Racing, except the vehicles are penguins. and I lose.

9. Following a trail of luggage through the sewers, I run into a man who accuses me of not being Pikachu and attempts to slice my neck off with a file.

10. I have a dream about Johny having a dream. As to what that dream entails, I have no idea.