So I think it's accurate to say that I'm more delirious in the night when I'm sick.
Reasons I woke up last night:
- because in my dream we were exploring the subterranean caves beneath Disneyland and I thought I'd knocked giant stone blocks over Priscilla.
- to get a glass of apple juice.
- to turn the bathroom fan on cause I was paranoid about smoke.
- to turn the bathroom fan off cause I was paranoid about electricity.
- to check the bathroom again cause I thought I smelled smoke.
- because I was hungry. but I didn't get any food.
- because I realized I had to buy 40,000 shopping carts and was falling into an infinite abyss of shopping carts.
- to flip my pillow 180 degrees so that I'd only have to buy 15,000 shopping carts.
- to flip my pillow back again, realizing that I only had to buy 1,000 shopping carts.
- to check the time because I realized that sleeping anymore was useless.
- to wait for my alarm clock to go off.
- to turn off my alarm clock before it went off.
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