Currently replaying Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney...

Prosecutor Gavin: Witness name and occupation?
Alita: My name is Alita Tiala and my occupation... future wife.
Judge: Ah, a return to traditional values!
Judge: Too many brides these days can't even weave baskets blindfolded... underwater.

The Judge is ridiculous.

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[Present Trucy's Panties to the Judge]
Judge: Let's see... huh? Panties again?
Trucy: All sorts of things come out of my panties!