Last night I had a dream where I was playing laser tag with people, only instead of using laser guns we were using guitars, and you had to strum your guitar in order to shoot someone. And if you got hit, your guitar got downgraded to a ukelele. Which actually had a faster strumming rate despite having worse aim.

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Lana Turner: Get away from our table!
Ed Exley: Shut up! A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker.
Johnny Stompanato: Hey!
Ed Exley: She just looks like Lana Turner.
Jack Vincennes: She *is* Lana Turner.
Ed Exley: [stunned] What?
Jack Vincennes: She *is* Lana Turner.
[Lana throws a drink in Ed's face]

-L.A. Confidential